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<div style="text-align: center;"><font style="color: DarkOrange; font-weight: bold;" size="5"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">名正言順</span></font><br><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br>(網路文章)</span></font><br><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"></span></font></div><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">有一天,吳先生對食堂的大師傅老李說:"在國外,像你這樣的工作 ,知道叫什麼嗎?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">"當了一輩子的炊事員的老李,睜大眼睛,盯著他。 </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">" 在國外,人家把你叫做廚藝總監。 </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">"老李的臉上頓時開成了一朵花。 </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">以後吳先生每次去食堂打菜'、買飯不用排隊,飯菜足夠三個人吃。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">吳先生對職業的稱號的新發明,給周圍的人帶來無窮的樂趣和信心。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">他成了公司裡最受歡迎的人。小章姑娘是單位裡的一位電梯小姐,天天吵著要換工</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">作。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">自從吳先生授予一個稱號後,她變的安心多了。每次見到吳先生,笑的像花ㄦ一樣。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">吳先生稱她:垂直交通管理員。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">吳先生管傳達室大伯叫做"全天候安全監理員。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">"管居委會大媽叫做"社區文明高級督察。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">" 管郵遞員叫做"信息傳播工程師"。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">管公司門前小店鋪的售貨員叫做"商品流通仲介人。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">"對後勤班的泥瓦工,他也設計了一個文雅的稱呼"建築物表面美學工作著"。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">現在吳先生的車輪胎破了,皮鞋的口子開了,他都可以得到免費服務。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">原因很簡單,在他家門口,有個東北小伙開的修鞋舖。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">吳先生送了一個新稱號,讓小伙子至今心懷感激,吳先生管他叫"皮具修理博士"。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">如今,吳先生在職業稱號上的造詣爐火純青。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">有一天,理髮室的老張笑瞇瞇來找他,說:吳先生我想去印一張名片,你看印什麼好?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">吳先生脫口而出就有三個雅號:</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">高級髮型設計師、專業形象設計師、人體CI造型師,老張大喜而去。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">第二天,老張又來找老吳,一見面就拉住老吳的手涕淚俱下。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">原來,老張的老婆從來就看不起他,說他只是剃頭的,</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">昨天老張把新稱號帶回家一宣佈,老婆滿臉紅光,特意炒了小菜,對老張好生伺候。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">老張感激的說:你不但提高了我的工作地位,更提高了我的家庭地位。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">吳先生發現,給人們帶來快樂,並非一件困難的事。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">人們的不滿,很大程度上是因為觀察視角不同而造成的。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">雖然說的都是同一樣東西,不過,有的就能給人帶來天壤之別的感受。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">如</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">稱失業者待業者</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">失婚者為單身貴族</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">檢垃圾者為環保師</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">妓女為社會生理調節師</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">乞丐為社會慈善促進員</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">小偷為社會自助經濟促進者</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">自私自利之徒為維權人士</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">只要把上述倒稱即立可傷人自尊</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">只要稍稍換一個角度,完全可以改變人們的看法。<br><br><br><br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></span></font>

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