台灣新三寶~<div style="text-align: center;"><font style="color: DarkOrange; font-weight: bold;" size="5"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">台灣新三寶~</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">( 網路文章 ）</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">宅男有三寶：科技、女優、人真好</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">型男有三寶：親親、抱抱、再推倒</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">周董有三寶：唉呦、 不錯、這個屌</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">韓劇有三寶：車禍、癌症、醫不好</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">台客有三寶：拎娘、G8、 跨啥小</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">威武有三寶：蜆精、大鵰、愛福好</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">謊言有三寶：天長、地久、愛到老</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">謊言再三寶：海枯、石爛、你 最好</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">老師有三寶：劃線、重要、這會考</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">國小有三寶：起立、立正、老師好</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">國 中有三寶：腦殘、白目、愛耍屌</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">高中有三寶：補習、熬夜、拼聯考</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">大學生有三寶：複製、貼上、 過就好</span></font><br style="font-family: 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style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">海綿寶寶有三寶：小蝸、水母、愛蟹堡</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">海綿寶寶再三寶：章 魚、海星、比奇堡</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">成人頻道有三寶：彩虹、星穎、新東寶</span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span></font><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">台灣的網路有三寶： 斷線、ＬＡＧ、........修不好</span></font><br><br></div><br>