笑 話<font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></font><div style="text-align: center;"><font style="color: DarkOrange; font-weight: bold;" size="5"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">笑 話</span></font><br><br><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">（網路文章 ）</span></font><br><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"></span></font></div><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br> <br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-weight: bold;">1. 有一次的作文這樣寫著... <br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana;">我的媽媽是個 45 歲的中年婦人... </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">老師於是把中年那兩個字圈起來, 寫 "多餘的" , </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">就把作文簿發回去了. </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">隔天學生送上訂正後的文章, 寫著 : </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">我的媽媽是個45歲多餘的婦人 </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">2.大傻入境某國時,帶了隻八哥,海關人員叫住他說:</span><br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana;">『先生！你這隻八哥也得付稅金。』</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">『應該付多少啊？』</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">『活的50美元，如果是標本就只要15美元！』</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">此時聽見那隻八哥嘶啞的叫著：『大傻！千萬別吝嗇啊！』</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-weight: bold;">3. 嘉祥在房間打了電話問飯店櫃台：<br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana;">"你能告訴我台北和紐約的時差嗎？"</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">總機： "JUST A MINUTE..."</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">嘉祥回了一句："THANK YOU" ，然後掛斷了電話。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-weight: bold;">4.嘉祥終於完成了拼圖，他高興的和他的好朋友阿文說：<br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana;">"我只花了五個月，就完成了這幅拼圖喔！"</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">阿文聽到後不禁大叫："只花了五個月？太久了吧！你很笨喔！"</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">嘉祥反駁道 "你自己看看盒子上面寫著：For 4-7 Years."</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-weight: bold;"> 5.傳教士到附近社區作家庭訪問兼傳教<br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana;">他按了門鈴，有一個女士出來開門了</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">她一見是傳教士，便說：『我信佛。』 傳教士也開口了，</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">他說：『佛太太，你好，我可以進去坐嗎？』</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-weight: bold;">6. ◎請讓讓<br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana;">一天，兩個死黨出去壓馬路，突然看見前面人潮擁擠，</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">大家指指點點。但是人太多了無法擠到最前面看個究竟。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">只聽到前面歐巴桑說：「可憐喔!! 這樣就死了！」</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">聽到這句話更加重兩人的好奇心。</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">最後其中一個人心生大計，大聲對大家說：</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">「對不起!!! 請讓讓!!!」</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">「我們是死者的親屬!! 請讓我們到前面去!!!」 </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">兩人湊到前面一看！地上死了一頭被車撞死的豬！ </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></font><br><br>