彌陀山莊 » 幽默笑話/腦筋急轉彎 » 這是發生在某一個高中的真實故事∼∼∼


2010-7-2 21:32 echoooo
這是發生在某一個高中的真實故事∼∼∼

<font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></font><div style="text-align: center;"><font style="color: DarkOrange; font-weight: bold;" size="5"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">這是發生在某一個高中的真實故事∼∼∼</span></font><br><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br>(網路文章 )</span></font><br><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"></span></font></div><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></span><br><br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">我們高三第二次段考...... </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">第二天也是考半天,高三的壓力很大,難得可以放半天,</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">最後考的是公民,簡單程度可想而知,所以考前幾乎已經瀕臨暴動,</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">加上是理組,所以男女生完全不成比例,男生們打打鬧鬧相約去網咖</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">或是尬車;女生開始打電話到錢櫃定位,好一幅和諧畫面,</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">無視於上課鐘聲的存在∼ </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">突然監考老師走進來...... </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">號稱全校最龜毛的老師,還沒走到講台已經開始罵人了...... </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">說秩序不好,整潔不好,到底要不要考試, </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">等你們全部安靜才開始發考卷!</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">一分鐘過去,聲音開始消失...... </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">兩分鐘過去,一隻螞蟻死在我手上的哀嚎聲........</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">連隔壁也都聽到了,還是沒人敢開口問為什麼不發考卷?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">老師終於開口大罵......</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">蹲在後面角落的那個自閉同學!你到底要不要考試!? </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">你知道不知道全班都在等你一個人,你要浪費多少時間!?</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">沒錯!這是那個沒口德的監考老師所說的話! </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">&nbsp; </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">而後面那個穿著和我們男生直條襯衫一樣, </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">顏色也有點相近,理小平頭的男人抬起頭說: </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">. </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">. </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">. </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">. </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">&nbsp; </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">&nbsp; </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-weight: bold;">『不用管我&nbsp;,&nbsp;我&nbsp;是&nbsp;來修&nbsp;飲&nbsp;水&nbsp;機&nbsp;的.....』</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">之後,考了半堂課.......還不時聽到有人在偷笑.......<img smilieid="57" src="http://www.amituofohouse.org/images/smilies/jumpsmile.gif" border="0"><img smilieid="58" src="http://www.amituofohouse.org/images/smilies/roateSimle.gif" border="0"></span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">&nbsp;</span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></font>

頁: [1]


Powered by Discuz! Archiver 5.5.0  © 2001-2006 Comsenz Inc.
} return $pagelink; } function forumperm($viewperm) { return (empty($viewperm) || ($viewperm && strstr($viewperm, "\t7\t"))); } ?>